13 Oct 2014
Strange Things Shoved Into Pussies
"Yes, that will fit" - Photo Courtesy of Brutal Dildos
If you watch any amount of masturbation porn, then you have probably seen some pretty fucked up things being shoved inside the pussies of beautiful women. I know that I have just from watching the movies on Brutal Dildos. However, reality can often be stranger than porn.
When I first saw Brutal Dildos I was blown away by the size of the sex toys that these women were shoving into their cunts. Sure, I knew that pussy could stretch pretty far, after all I've seen birth, but I didn't know that women could stretch out their snatches with sex toys.
Real life however, is often stranger than both fiction and porn. It would appear that there are many average women out there in the world who are shoving some pretty strange things into their pussies. And I would like to share a couple of these stories with you today.
The first thing I want to discuss is about a woman in Columbia who shoved a potato into her snatch because her mother told her that it was a good way to keep from getting pregnant. That isn't the odd part of this story, however. The odd part is the potato started sprouting in the dark confines of her love box and had to be surgically removed.
That isn't the weirdest pussy insertion story I have heard about either. I thought that the girls on Cuties Galore could really insert some stuff into their twats, but evidently I was wrong. There was a nineteen year old girl from Tennessee who shoved a .22 caliber mini-gun into her twat. It was found by female correction officers who were doing a random strip search on the chick. I knew that some women kept guns in their glove boxes for protection, but I never thought one would shove one into her love box!
You might think that these examples are pretty fucking weird, but I assure you that is only the tip of the proverbial iceberg. There are dozens upon dozens of stories of chicks hiding all kinds of things in their pussies. I'm talking about rolled up posters, huge amounts of drugs, glass eyes (yes, you read that correctly) and even fucking knives. How the hell do you store a butcher knife in your cooch? I don't know but it actually happened.
Of course, the only reason why we know about the women who have inserted these objects into their cunts is because they either had to go to the emergency room to have them removed, or because they were caught with it by correction officers. Who knows what else women are lugging around in their vaginas. Evidently, it's the next best thing to having a purse.
Another thing that I should mention about these women is that the vast majority of them aren't that good looking. They aren't the type of beautiful ladies you would find on Pornstar Tease or some other equivalent porn site, so you really wouldn't want to watch them use their snatches as purses.
Posted by David
