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Cop Assaulted With Dildo

26 Apr 2012

Use Dildos For Masturbation Not Assault

Use Dildos For Masturbation Not Assault

"Ma'am, please lower your dildo" - Photo Courtesy of Stretched Out Snatch

If you have visited masturbation porn sites such as Stretched Out Snatch, then you probably already know that a dildo in the hands of a woman can be pretty dangerous. But now there is concrete proof of this fact. A 47 year old New York woman was arrested for assaulting an officer with a dildo.

I have visited a lot of female masturbation sites in my lifetime and have enjoyed them quite a bit. However, I never considered the sex toys used on these sites to be a potentially dangerous weapon. Have you? I mean, seriously. You probably never visited a site such as this and thought the sex toys used on the site could be used in a combat situation. I know I haven't.

A woman with a dildo is something that I view with a certain kind of sexual anticipation and awe. It is so hot to watch a woman lay down with her favorite dildo, spread her legs and give herself the biggest orgasm she has ever experienced. There is something so cool about watching that. It is also something that you have to respect. After all, it clearly demonstrates that the woman is not only independent and not reliant on any man whatsoever, but also that she is sexually adventurous. Just check out the ladies on Stretched Out Snatch to see what I mean.

Bopping a cop with a dildo, however, is neither sexy nor cool. Sure, you could probably say that it's pretty funny, but not if you are this woman. She is being prosecuted for her dildo tossing antics. What is she being charged with, you ask? Well,it isn't assault. I'll tell you that right now. She is being prosecuted for second degree harassment.

If your like me, then you probably have never heard about second degree harassment. So I'll fill you in on what it is all about. Second degree harassment is when a person "harasses, threatens or annoys another person." Yes, if you annoy another person, or make unwanted contact with them, then you can be prosecuted for second degree harassment. That's fucked up. Just knowing that I can be arrested for being an annoying douche bag, scares the fuck out of me. After all, can't we all be annoying douche bags once in awhile?

Second degree harassment also carries a pretty big punishment with it. If prosecuted, this chick could serve up to a year in prison. Ouch, that hurts. Going to prison because you tossed a dildo at a cop is pretty tough. But I guess that is what this chick gets. If you throw something at a cop, even something as innocuous as a big pink dildo, you'll have to go to jail.

So I guess that I should tender a little bit of advice to the ladies out there in the world. There are better things to do with your dildos, then toss them at cops. You can use it as a paper weight or a part of your apartment's design scheme. Hell, you could even use it for its intended purpose. Fucking your love hole with it. Not only will that make you feel better, but if your really good at it, then you could probably land a job on a masturbation porn site such as Brutal Dildos. That is, after all, better than going to jail for tossing it at a cop.

Posted by David

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