20 May 2011
Pussy is a Part Of Nature Too
"Hydration is important for outdoor masturbation" - Photo courtesy of Open Air Pleasures
After being couped up for the last couple of months I decided it was time to go out into nature and get a little sun. Then I found a porn site called Open Air Pleasures. Well, let me tell you that my agenda immediately changed. Instead of going outside, I think I am going to enjoy all of the hot women on this site masturbating in public. Sounds great.
In my opinion, nature can be overrated. After all there are such inconveniences such as weather extremes, insects, shitting birds and other fucking people. There are also health concerns about spending too much time outside which includes exposure to air pollution and cancer causing UV rays. I think I will stay inside and watch some porn, thank you very much.
Of course, the outside does have some very nice things for the average person. There are beautiful blue skies, cool summer breezes and all kinds of flora to take in. This is a time when there are sights, sounds and colors that are guaranteed to wake us up from our winter slumber. So, it kind of left me with a bit of a dilemma. Stay inside or venture outside? I was torn at first, but now I can honestly say I have made a decision. And guess what? Porn wins.
But now that I have found Open Air Pleasures I think that I can enjoy the majesty of the outside and porn at the same time. And all of this can be done without leaving the relative safety of my computer chair. And to make things even better, this porn site has some of the hottest pussy I have ever seen. Does it get much better than that?
For those of you who have never been to Open Air Pleasures, let me tell you a little bit about it. This porn site features beautiful women (and when I say beautiful, I mean extremely beautiful) willing to play with their pussies in front of a natural backdrop. Yes, these fine ladies are toying their love boxes in the sun and splendor of nature. And I can think of nothing more natural.
Now, before I start getting hate mail about how I am discouraging people from going outside and getting some exercise, let me clarify my position. I am not suggesting that people never go outside and enjoy nature. Quite the contrary. I believe in going out and getting revitalized. All I am saying is before you brave nature, you might want to check out the hot pussy on Open Air Pleasures. Beautiful women playing with their tight pink boxes right out in public for everyone to see. That sounds very healthy to me. And as your visiting this site you may also be able to get plenty of exercise from stroking your meat. Then you can go outside and enjoy all of the bullshit...err I mean splendor of nature. Until next time people, be sure to enjoy your daily dose of porn and don't forget the sunscreen.
Posted by David
