Strange Masturbation

07 Feb 2015

Has Masturbation Become Weird?

“She plays with her pussy the old school way”-Photo Courtesy of The Female Orgasm

The Female Orgasm might be a mystery to most of us men, but I think the majority of us know something about female masturbation. I know I believed I knew all about. At least, that is how I felt until I saw some of the strange things going on in the world. Now I just don't know.

The things that women use to heighten The Female Orgasm continues to get stranger and stranger. Back in the day, women would simply use their fingers or maybe use a personal massager to bring themselves to climax. Now there are all kinds of weird sex toys out on the market, and women are buying them up.

One of the weirdest things I've seen is a dildo with a go-pro camera on the end of it. No, that's not a mistake—you read that right. Women can now talk selfies of the inside of their pussy while they are masturbating. And I'm not talking about grainy, low resolution pics either. I am talking about high quality shots. There is even a little light that can flash so there is enough light to take the picture. Now, I know the selfie craze is out of control but I didn't know it was this far out of control. What's next? Are women going to be sharing these pics on Instagram and Twitter? Or are they going to be emailing them to their boyfriends or husbands, in place of the exterior pussy shot or the titty shot? I know one thing for sure, there is going to be a porn site where people can see the interior of coochies. It's hasn't been invented yet (not that I know of), but I am sure there will be one in the next six months or so. I'd bet my bottom dollar on it.

Another weird sex toy that has hit the market is 'Teddy Love'. This is a teddy bear that has a nose and tongue that vibrate at different speeds. Ten different speeds to be exact. Women can just this teddy's face against their twats and pleasure themselves as much as they want. And this thing sells for $100 bucks too. I am just betting that it is going to be a best seller. Hell, this women could just buy a Tickle Me Elmo for a quarter of the price and just use it as their sex toy. Why not? It's about the same thing in my book.

I'm sure these two sex toys aren't going to be the only weird ones on the market. I am sure there are going to be a whole lot more coming to a sex shop near you. Which is fine, if you are into that sort of thing. Personally, I think that I will stick with watching women using their fingers, and more traditional sex toys, to pleasure themselves. Like what you can find on I Feel Myself. That's my fucking idea of sexual entertainment and the best part: It's not weird at all.

Posted by David