09 Jul 2015
The History Of The Dildo
”She Lives In The Golden Age Of Dildos”-Photo Courtesy of The Female Orgasm
I have always enjoyed watching women play with their pussies. Not only on masturbation porn sites like The Female Orgasm either. No, I also enjoy watch women in real life flick their beans. Which is probably why I decided to go ahead and look up the history of sex toys. A history which is fascinating.
The Female Orgasm is a phenomenon that has been engineered thanks to a variety of sex toys since about the Paleolithic era—otherwise known as the Old Stone Age. That's right, even stone age bitches took care of themselves sexually. And their tool of choice was something like what paleontologists found. A highly polished silt stone that may have not only had sexual purposes but religious ones as well. However, that wasn't the only Stone Age dildo that was found. Paleontologists have been finding ones made out of bone and carved stone for years now.
Of course, all of these 12,000-26,000 year old sex toys were pretty rudimentary and would remain so until the Romans and the Greeks came along. This is when the pussy busting technology was taken to the next level. Some of the models used were pretty fucking elaborate. They were made of all kinds of materials and even were engraved. Now that is taking your sex toys seriously.
Roman women were extremely fond of their dildos, which is no surprise since Rome was in a constant state of warfare—which meant that many of the men folks were away on campaign. This would leave the lonely Roman women with nothing to do but tend to the house and play with their pussies.
An interesting fact is that the Romans were the ones who invented the double dildo. This device could be shared by friends. A pretty nifty invention, if you ask me. However, it pales in comparison to the technology that the Greeks employed. They covered the traditional stone dildos with leather, so that they were more comfortable for the user. Now that's using your damn head.
As fancy as these sex toys were, they would pretty much remain unchanged for the next thousand years. At least, until the end of the nineteenth century. That is when dildos were started to be made wit a variety of other material—including rubber eventually—and when the first vibrator was invented. That is when the sex toy industry was born, I believe. And mankind would never look back on primitive sex toys ever again.
Now we truly live in a golden age of sex toys. Not only are there about a million different types of them, but they are easily obtained and even easier to use. Which is a good thing. It means that women can take their sexual pleasure into their own hands and I can watch porn sites such as I Feel Myself anytime I want. What a world we live in and we can all give thanks to those original stone age babes for what we get to enjoy today. Lots and lots of hot, sexy and sticky masturbation porn.
Posted by David
