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01 Oct 2015

Tugjobs Don't Make Cocks Fall

Tugjobs Don't Make Cocks Fall

”She's Ready To Raise That Dick”-Photo Courtesy of Tug Jobs

If there is one thing that I've noticed, it's the fact that most of us guys will stay hard as a rock as we are getting Tug Jobs. Which makes it the perfect sexual act to pair with the autumn season. Why do I say that? I say that because this is the time of year guys have the most spunk.

You heard me right. Us guys are really fucking fertile between October through December. That's because our bodies are busy pumping out the sperm. Cum that can be jettisoned with a few good Tug Jobs. Research has show that guys make the most jizz during this time of year. While most scientists don't know exactly why this would be the case, there is a theory or two.

During the summer months, our sperm production is in the fucking toilet. It really fucking sucks. That's because heat is harmful to sperm production. The hot days of summer spoils our sperm production. It's only a fraction of what's normal.

However, the body rebounds during the autumn season. Starting in October, your balls are churning out sperm at an alarming rate. They are really humming along because they are trying to make up for those summer months when your sperm production sucked. As a result, your nuts are producing even more cum than what they would normally produce. The body's way of trying to catch up, so to speak. That's why there are statistically more births in July and in September—nine months after this surge.

Now you couple that increased sperm production with the fact that lower light levels increase testosterone levels, and you have the perfect storm of cum production. During the autumn months, us guys are practically cum cannons. Ready to shoot our see all over everything.

This increased level of cum is perfect for a fucking hand job for a couple of reasons. One, we get to see our fucking geysers spout forth their epic amounts of jizz. It's not wasted in a pussy where we can't see how much we produce. Two, cumming in your ladies' hand is not going to get her pregnant. Not unless she has some really fucked up anatomy or immediately shoves her fist into her pussy—which is a whole other blog, believe me.

This time of year is also pretty damn good for handjob porn sites like Fantasy Massage too. Watching these sites with your partner will inspire her to give you more crank jobs. And if she won't watch it with you, then you can always watch it alone. Good porn is good porn. October is a great month to curl up with your favorite porn and get your groove on. And while you do, check out your cum levels. I bet that your cum levels are through the roof. Which should result in a bigger orgasm, although it probably isn't very good for your keyboard or your phone.

Well, that does it for me today. Until next time, be safe out there in the world and be sure to grab some handjob porn for your autumn pleasuring sessions.

Posted by David

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