09 Mar 2016
Handies Are Fun And Dangerous
”This never happens to me in real life”-Photo Courtesy of Massage Parlor
You always hear the stories of guys getting hand jobs at various massage parlors. It pops up on the news occasionally and there are always rumors about it. And yet, I've never been to one. The most I have done is visit a porn site called Massage Parlor. That's it.
However, it's not like I've been actually looking for one either. Where I live, prostitution is illegal and that would most certainly fall under the category of prostitution. Plus, I think that I would feel a little strange about paying a strange girl to stroke my cock. For most of my life I've had a strictly “don't pay for sex” rule. Not because I think it's wrong or anything. I just don't think I should pay for sex. Not now, not ever.
I guess another reason that I have visited a tug job parlor is because the ones I've seen are always kind of creepy looking. They've been dumps and kind of had that “we're rubbing dicks” vibe about them. I mean, have you seen some of these places. They might as well have a big neon sign of a penis getting stroked off. They really look like handjob huts. Which would make them prime targets for the police and set up my next point.
Whenever I got the urge to visit one of these places, I always had the same fantasy. I imagined that at the exact time I was about to cum, the police burst in and grabbed. And while they were dragging me away, I came on one of the cop's legs . The next thing I know, I'm in court trying to defend while I came on an officer's leg, all while facing assault charges. No thanks, I think I'll pass. I've made it this long in my life without jizzing on an officer, I think I would rather live out the rest of my days keeping to that standard.
Sure, that probably isn't going to happen but then again, why take chances. I think that I would rather just stay at home, head on over to Massage Parlor and pretend like one of these ladies is giving me a beautiful fucking handjob. It's a lot safe and I don't have to violate my 'don't pay for sexual services' agreement with myself.
Of course, it doesn't mean that I really wouldn't want a lovely stranger stroking off my cock. I think that is a big fantasy for us guys. To have a sexy lady jerk us off and then send us home. That's like a dream come true. Which makes handjob huts really fucking attractive. If there weren't the specter of eminent arrest hovering over them, then I might even check one of them out. No pay rule be damned.
Until they are legalized however, I think I'll just stick with porn. It's a lot safe and requires a lot less work. Besides, it allows me to enjoy this fantasy without leaving my home. Which is a benefit I hadn't even thought about.
Posted by David
