07 Apr 2017
Sometimes Hand Jobs Are The Best
”Charlee Chase-My Favorite Cock Wrangler” - Photo Courtesy of Tug Pass
Hmm, what should I talk about today? Oh, I know. Let's talk about hand jobs. You know, the little slices of heaven that many of us guys like because they don't require any input on our parts. Yes, the same beautiful handies that you can find on sites such as Tug Pass.
If you visit Tug Pass, then you'll immediately see that there is something really hot about a woman jerking a guy off—that is, if you didn't know this little nugget of information in the first place. Just watching a woman wrap her delicate hands around a big throbbing dick and stroke it until it erupts in a fountain of spunk is enough to make most guy's bust a nut right then and there. Yeah, it's that fucking hot.
However, I do have a confession to make. It's not all about how hot handies are to watch. It's also about me being a lazy fucking bastard. Yes, you read that correctly. Sometimes I'm too lazy to fuck and I just want to get my rocks off. And what's the best way to do that, other than getting a blow job? It's getting a hand job.
Some of you younger guys are probably shaking your head at what I just said. That's okay. I remember being young and wanting to use my dick to rock pussy every second of every day. I remember those times. But for me, those are almost gone. I'm getting older now and sometimes I just want to bust a nut and go to sleep. You young guys will find out in time.
Don't get me wrong. I'm still fucking, I just don't do it with the same frequency and intensity that I did it when I was younger. Now, I'll still take a blowjob over a handjob but I gotta admit, as the years creep on they are getting closer and closer together. I'm not sure what that's about but I ain't going to fight it.
Of course, not all handjobs are equal. Some are better than others. You never want to get one of those wank jobs in which your lady is texting on her phone while she wishes you would go ahead and shoot off your load. No, those are definitely not desirable. The handjobs you want are the ones like you can find on Tug Pass. Which happens to be a wide variety of good ones, my friends.
Some girls on this site stroke so fast you can barely see their hand going up and down. It's like they are a handjob machine. These types of handies make the guys blow their loads all the way up to the ceiling. I personally prefer the other type of Tug Jobs. The ones that are slow and sensual. Those are the ones that make me happy.
Okay guys, I'm off for now. I'll guess I will go watch some porn and then see what the old lady is doing. Until I see you again, be safe out there and be sure to have some fun. After all, life is short.
Posted by David
