29 Sep 2014
How Dildos Might Help Kansas
"Did She Buy This At A Kansas Auction?" - Photo Courtesy of The Female Orgasm
If you get a big bang out of watching hot girls masturbating with sex toys, like what you can find on The Female Orgasm, then you are going to want to read this blog today. That's because I am going to talk about how sex toys might help Kansas financially.
I have always enjoyed visiting porn sites such as The Female Orgasm. Not only because they have beautiful women on them, but also because these gorgeous ladies are willing to put everything on the table for their viewers. They are not only willing to show off their bodies but are also more than willing to masturbate themselves until they have mind blowing orgasms. Who could resist such quality adult entertainment?
Yes, I really love watching these ladies place those vibrating toys into their wet, moist pussies. As I am sure most of you guys do as well. And now thanks to the State of Kansas, then masturbating women everywhere might have more sex toys to choose from. That's because this state is auctioning a whole lot of adult toys.
If you don't know what I'm talking about, then allow me to explain. A chain of adult stores recently closed in Kansas. And this chain didn't pay it's state income, withholding or sales tax. So the State repossessed all of the merchandise and the said merchandise is going to be auctioned off with the proceeds used to pay all of these taxes.
Of course, these sex toys aren't probably going to end up in the hands of the performers on sites such as I Feel Myself, but I like to pretend they are. The thought of sex performers getting their toys from a government agency is kind of hot. I don't know why but I do.
Of course, Kansas isn't exactly auctioning off the merchandise themselves. That is too much of a political hot potato. A lot of people just don't like the idea of their State government selling anything related to porn or adult entertainment. Instead, they have given the merchandise back to the company and they are going to auction it off. Then they are going to use the cash to pay back the taxes in question.
Too bad they aren't selling the adult toys and porn themselves. I think it could become a good business model for a State that has been leveled by budget deficits. Imagine if they started their own porn site. Took hot female government workers from all over the State, filmed them getting naked and/or masturbating, and then charging an access fee. Kansas could raise millions of dollars, I'm sure. Of course, these ladies wouldn't be as hot as FTV Girls, but I don't think that would matter much. I am sure that there are plenty of guys looking to see explicit images of hot Kansas secretaries and politicians doing nasty things on camera. I know I would.
Well, that does it for me today folks. I hope you have enjoyed this article. Feel free to come back next time to see what I am going to talk about next. Until then, be safe out there and be sure to check out plenty of porn featuring girls masturbating.
Posted by David
