25 Feb 2016
Mobile Porn Is Fucking Awesome!
”Your Phone Delivers Ass Anywhere” - Photo Courtesy of Mobile WTF Pass
I think that I am just going to come out and say what I've been thinking for a long time. I think that mobile porn is a fucking miracle. I've been checking out mobile porn sites such as the Mobile WTF Pass and I gotta say that I'm hooked. It's fucking awesome.
There's just something really fucking cool about walking around with a huge collection of porn. Technology has allowed us to carry a vast archive of porn with us. Not only can our mobile phones carry a shit-ton of porn by itself, but thanks to streaming, we all have access to tons of fucking porn.
Now I see that some of you are probably just sitting there and shrugging. 'Yeah, and...so what?' You guys just don't get it, do you? You have a massive collection of porn available to you anywhere you want to watch it and anytime you want to watch it. That's fucking amazing.
Mobile porn is a huge improvement over computer porn. It was just a few decades ago that people started being able to access porn on their computers. Which is pretty fucking cool in and of itself. And that was an improvement over how porn was previously distributed. A really big improvement.
I remember a time when my closet housed my porn collection. Yes, an entire closet filled with nothing but pornography. A collection that not only took up a specific, and rather large, physical space but also was quite heavy. That porn collection—which I just so happen to still have—weighs hundreds of pounds. Imagine carrying that shit out to the lake so you can have a beer and jack off. It's near impossible.
Of course, people don't have to worry about that nowadays. A collection 100 times larger than what I have in my closet now exists in my phone. And it not only weighs next to nothing, but I can carry it anywhere. I can take it out to the lake or anyplace else I want to take it. It's truly a miracle.
While it will eventually get replaced by something else—perhaps, porn contact lenses, right now it's the best thing available. And I should now. I spend a lot of time looking at people fucking on my smart phone. In fact, I'm doing it while it am typing up this article.
If you enjoy good mobile porn, then good for you. Go check out sites like Mobile WTF Pass and have a good fucking time. However, if you haven't checked out the power of mobile porn, then I suggest you do it right away. Trade in that old flip phone of yours, get yourself a smart phone and unlock the power of mobile fucking. Or at least get yourself a tablet and enjoy the shit. It will fucking change your life. It will. Well, that does it for me today. Until we meet again—be safe out there and be sure to use your phone for something really useful. Like watching people fuck.
Posted by David
