27 Jul 2009
Stretching Your Porn Dollar
One Ticket Or Thirty?
I was busy surfing around the internet today looking for some great
hardcore porn sites to keep myself entertained. I didn't care if it was a teen porn, hot milfs or some down and dirty interracial porn as long as the action was hard and heavy.
And then an idea hit me as hard as the porn I was searching for. I would get one of those multi-access porn passes. Yeah, you know the ones that had a million sites for one monthly price. Something like the
Bangros Network or
Kick Ass Pass.
It was a pretty good fucking idea, if I do say so myself. And that idea was followed by another great idea. Ok, maybe not an idea but more of a revelation. What if every business offered it's customers a multi-access pass to all their products.
Just give that a thought for a minute. What if you went to your local pizza joint gave you a pass so that you could enjoy every delicious topping they have over the course of the month. Hell, you could have pepperoni on Monday, sausage on Tuesday and anchovies on the weekend!! Of course, you'd be fat as hell but who cares when your saving a buck.
Or, how about your local movie theatre. You could watch every movie that came out without shelling big bucks for individual tickets. You could spend all day and all night watching movies and shoving popcorn, candy and soda into your gullet!! Man, that would be the life.
Okay, enough of that let's get back to the porn passes. The first one I visited was the highly acclaimed
Bangros Network. This site has a ton of sites available to it's members. There are a ton of sites which include everything from Big Mouthfuls And Bang Bus to Ass Parade and Ball Honeys. What a beautiful fucking selection.
And then there's
Kick Ass Pass. And let me tell you that this pass really is kick ass!! The sites covered are everything from Kick Ass Teens and Barefoot Confidential to 5 Guy Creampie and Black Jelly. You could spend an eternity here and never get fucking bored!!
So, the next time your looking to stretch your porn dollar then check out these amazing multi-site porn passes. They never fail to impress.
Posted by David
