01 Mar 2009
Mofos Network - The Motherfuckers Of Porn!
Can She Take It? I'd say she can!
The new Mofos Network is proving to be something of a sensation with porn consumers. A new network from the people who brought you the constantly entertaining if rather breast-obsessed Brazzers, this hardcore network is already on the road to stardom.
I'm not sure if branding yourselves as the 'Motherfuckers Of Porn' is really the most rampant form of self-flattery that I've ever seen (even less so when they don't even have a MILF site on board yet!), but the Mofos Network is going to be a huge success story.
Whereas Brazzers was only ever really going to appeal to fans of big breasts and big asses, I think there is a greater scope for an audience here. With a mixture of gimmick sites and more traditional niche combinations, Mofos Network seems to be coming along nicely.
Mofos Worldwide was probably the oddest of the sites, but not necessarily in a good way. This wasn't a jet-setting hardcore site with beauties from all over the world, but rather a pretty straightforward hardcore site that didn't do anything different.
Day With A Pornstar is not a reality site where ordinary members of the public get to spend some time with their favourite smutty star. No, this is a pretty funny site where pornstars allow cameras to spend a day with them that are so fake that they are intentionally hilarious.
College Bash is a site that I really do like the genre of. Genuine college-set orgies always amaze me in that they take place at all! These are slightly more orchestrated than you usually see but still entertaining, while the decent teen site Teens At Work speaks for itself.
But I particularly enjoyed the strange game show and quiz show aspects of Can She Take It? Basically, the set-up is that of your average game show - a girl enters the arena for some kind of quiz get up and then usually ends up having hardcore sex.
Of course, no game show is like this unfortunately, or I might watch them. I'd especially watch The Cock Of Truth, which ws completely bizarre. Basically, Nikki Benz has to answer frank and candid questions about her life while confronted by a very large penis.
If they think she's lying or not being completely truthful, then she feels the 'wrath' of the cock. Which, of course, involves her sucking and fucking it. To be honest, even if she wasn't scripted to fail this particular quiz I'd rather think she would have done anyway!
It's a strange scene on a strange site. Oh, and hot off the press, they've added two new sites! MILFs Like It Black and In Gang We Bang though don't look to have quite the invention that the early sites have shown. Still, they should be a big joy to behold!
For an independent review of Mofos Network, click here.
Posted by Steve
