13 Jul 2015
Are Threesomes on the Rise?
”Double the Pussy; Double The Fun”-Photo Courtesy of 2 Chicks Same Time
One of the biggest fantasies that us guys have is having 2 Chicks Same Time. I mean what red blooded male wouldn't love having two sets of lips, pussies and asses available for their pleasure? I am sure that there isn't one heterosexual male that would pass that up, although they might tell their wife otherwise.
And fortunately for all of us, threesomes are on the rise. I'm not just talking about on porn sites like 2 Chicks Same Time either. No, I am talking about in real life. A scientific study done in the past six months found out that threesome were on the rise by about 6 percent from 2004. About 1 in 5 men are now having sex with two women at the same time. That's pretty fucking good. Unfortunately, I am not one of the guys who are that fucking lucky.
Of course, I am a little bit older than the guys who were in the study. The study only covered guys from 18-39. Not old ass fuckers like me. Still, it would be nice to have 2 hot babes working me over. But then again, I might just have to settle for seeing it in porn and not experiencing it in real life.
Then again, these figures might be lower than what they actually are. That's because if behavior is fetishistic in anyway—and believe it or not threesomes are—then people tend to under report it during sex surveys. Which means there might be even more guys having sex with double the women. Damn it!!
I'm sure that is probably the case too. That's because a lot of women tend to give away threesomes as fucking candy or a reward. These chicks will be like, “I'll let him fuck me and my friend Anita for his birthday”, or “He bought me a new car so I guess he deserves a menage a trois”. How nice would it to be to have a wife like that? It would be fucking awesome.
Now that I think about it, there might be a reason why the numbers have jumped. Maybe more and more people feel comfortable about talking about there fucking threesome experiences. They see it all the fucking time on television shows and in movies, and don't feel so timid about reporting it. Perhaps the same amount of people are having threesomes as they used to, they just feel more comfortable about telling someone about it. Who knows?
The only thing that I really fucking know is that I am not going to get double the pussy anytime soon. I guess that I am just going to have to make due with seeing it on 2 Chicks Same Time. That's okay, because while I might not get the opportunity to have a threesome now, there was once a time I did. And let me tell you, it was one of the best experiences of my life. I will never forget it as long as I live; even if I live to be a hundred.
Posted by David
