12 Jan 2015
Yet Another Expert Bashing Cocksucking
"She sucks cock For America and herself"-Photo Courtesy of Big Gulp Girls
I recently read an article where a female writer gave her opinion on what she thinks most women are thinking about while they are giving blowjobs. Now I don't know her identity, but judging from her unflattering view of cocksucking, I think it is safe to say that she isn't one of the Big Gulp Girls.
Now I understand that not all women suck cock with the same enthusiasm as the Big Gulp Girls do, but it would be nice if she didn't speak for all women on the subject. While not all women are as enthusiastic about blowjobs, and there may be some women who don't like it, I think it's safe to say that most ladies fall somewhere in the middle. However, I am getting a little bit ahead of myself with my opinion, so let's read the kind of stuff she won't and then make a judgment after, shall we?
This female writer made several bullet points that was supposed to reveal to men what women are really thinking while they are giving their cocks a spit bath. I won't quote her directly, but I will write some of the same things she has written just so you can get a flavor of what she is trying to say.
This chick wrote things such as “When was the last time he washed his jeans”, “Wow, this belt is really hard to take off”, “My jaw hurts”, “I want to stop now, but it seems like I might actually be getting somewhere”, “Why do men love this anyway?”, “Gross, pubes”, “damn, balls are ugly” and “Don't want to swallow his cum, and spitting might be kinda of rude, so I guess I will let him shoot his load on my tits—even though I really don't trust his aim.”
And that my friends is the kind of things she writes for about 24 bullet points. Now I agree, that I am sure that some women think like this, and that most women have probably had a thought like this at some point during a sexual encounter, I don't believe that all women think this way all of the time.
In fact, I went and showed this supposed sex article to a couple of female friends of mine and both of them had pretty much the same kind of comments. “She evidently doesn't know what she is doing” and “If she doesn't like doing it, then why waste everyone's time?” My thoughts exactly.
If a woman doesn't like sucking cock, she shouldn't do it. And I really mean that. No guy wants a chick who doesn't love giving head. It sucks—if you'll excuse the pun—to have a lady who doesn't have the motivation to not suck at sucking. Fortunately, there are plenty of women who not only are good at blowjobs but actually like giving them. So maybe before this writer tries to speak for all female-hood, or make a very poor attempt at humor, then she might want to think. And by the way, I think she is missing out on the fun of getting Big Mouthfuls of cum shot into her mouth after a very successful blowjob, I'm just saying.
Posted by David
