28 Apr 2014
Blowjob Parties Are The Newest Trend
"It doesn't take a brain surgeon to suck a dick" - Photo Courtesy of Only Blowjobs
Let's talk about blowjobs shall we? Actually, not just cock sucking in general but a new trend that is going around. It appears that all kinds of women are paying good money to take classes to learn how to give their guy's head. Is it really that complicated. After all, it's Only Blowjobs ladies.
Of course, it's easy for me to say to these women that it's Only Blowjobs and doesn't require an extensive skill set. But then again, I don't have to get down on my knees and blow a big dick. That's the good part about being a heterosexual male. However, I'm sure that if I had to give head then I wouldn't need to take a fucking class to get the job done.
It seems to me that the job is a pretty easy one to do. You tuck your lips around your teeth, you place the penis in it and you suck. Doesn't seem like you would need to spend hundreds of dollars on one of these “blowjob parties” to know how to do it correct. Then again, what do I know.
There must be something special to these blowjob parties for women to fork over hundreds, or sometimes thousands of dollars, on them. It must be some special trick or something. Something that you just can't learn from talking to your girlfriends or watching a hardcore porn movie.
I have seen some of these cock sucking seminars and I really don't think they teach anything special. They pass out dildos to all the women at the party and then go over a few techniques. Techniques that include how to deep throat without chocking, what to do with your tongue and what to do when you get Big Mouthfuls of cum dumped in your mouth. I would think these are things that could simply be learned from trial and error. In other words, if you suck enough cocks then you will become very good at it.
Of course, I have not seen or experienced these sessions in their entirety, so maybe they are teaching some mind blowing new tricks. Then again, maybe it's just a group of people trying to cash in on a trend. I say that because most guys would be happy to receive just about any kind of blowjob. Whether the woman is skilled or not at it. As long as the chick finishes, and doesn't use her teeth, then most blowjobs would be good enough to satisfy all but the pickiest of men. You see, us guys are pretty fucking simple creatures.
I personally think that these women would learn a whole lot more by just visiting some blowjob porn sites. I think that if they got a membership to a site such as First Class POV, then they would learn a whole lot more than they could from these dick sucking parties. And they would save a whole lot of cash in the process. That's just my opinion, but I think it is a good fucking one.
Posted by David
