21 Dec 2015
Porn As A Holiday Present
”Danielle Maye Is My Present To Me!”-Photo Courtesy of 21 Sextury
Wanna give a kick ass Christmas present this year? Good, if you do, then you might want to check out 21 Sextury. This is hell of a site for some hot porn. One that not only gives all through the holiday season, but all through the rest of the year. It's definitely a gift that your pan fan will love.
Of course, some of you might not have a porn fan in your life—at least not one that admits he loves porn—but that's okay, because this site is also a good gift to give yourself. 21 Sextury an adult site that has won adult porn awards and features some of the hottest European women you'll ever find. Babes like Danielle Maye, Anita Bellini, Nadia Bella, Cindy Carson and Aletta Ocean. If the holiday season is stressing you out, then give yourself the ultimate stocking stuffer. You'll love yourself for it.
I've been treating myself to porn for Christmas for a long time now. Only because no one else will buy it for me. Sure, I could broach the subject with my wife, but that would probably start some kind of fight. She'd probably say something like, “aren't I good enough for you?” Yeah, I just don't need all of that fucking drama, so I just get myself a porn membership and call it a day.
I think if somebody would actually buy me porn for Xmas, then I'd be ecstatic. It would be a hell of a lot better than what I usually receive. Gifts that usually include ties I aren't going to wear, ugly sweaters, books I don't want to read or some of the other stuff I receive. Of course, I am happy with the thought behind the gift, I just wish the practicality of the gift was a little better. But hey, this fucking holiday isn't really designed for adults is it?
Now don't get me wrong. I don't hate the holiday, and I actually have my own holiday traditions. I like to pop in a copy of 'It's A Wonderful Life' on Christmas eve, I like to serve a big ham on Christmas Day and I love having my entire family over. It's just the gifts I get aren't that great. Yeah, I know. That's not the point. Don't hassle me.
Watching porn after I have visited with everyone is also another of my holiday traditions. It allows me to get some alone time after I have just been forced to talk to my cousin who I didn't even like when we were kids. It also allows me to blow off some stress. Hey, the holidays are stressful with all of the shopping, cooking, eating, partying and socializing. You have to vent some of that stress or you're going to be the biggest dick in the world come New Years. That's where Christmas porn—particularly 21 Sextury this year—comes into play. What a way to end the holiday season.
Posted by David
