01 Jul 2015
American Pussy and the 4th of July
“Now that's some patriotic pussy”-Photo Courtesy of Twistys
If there is one thing that I really like, it is hot babes and the 4th of July. Those things go together hamburgers and french fries. Especially since it is so hot, most women are wearing damn near nothing. Not as nude as the girls on Twistys —and probably not as nasty—but good enough.
That is why today I am going to tell you how to find some hot American pussy to go with your BBQ and your fireworks. First off, you can always check out a porn site such as Twistys. A site that has over 10 years of updates, and over 4,000 beautiful girls—way more than you could find at that picnic or firework celebration. However, if you are still intent on picking up a real woman, then read on.
A lot of dating experts believe that picking up babes is the easiest on the 4th of July, and there are a number of theories why this might be the case. The first theory is that women are already excited by the endorphin release from setting off fireworks. They are all worked up and that shows sexually. Of course, I think it probably has more to do with my next theory and not with that first theory. I think it's because there is usually a lot of alcohol consumed—which leads to some very poor decisions by women. And every guy wants to be that bad decision.
Finding women on the 4th of July is a fairly easy concept. You can head off to the public firework display, or to your friend's BBQ—if he has a pretty big social group. Many American cities also have big celebrations that attract all kinds of women. Women who are most likely wearing their tiniest outfits because of the heat. Those are the places to pick up hot babes.
Of course, once you find the hot American pussy of your dreams, then you have to find a place to fuck her. Which in my estimation is pretty easy as well. Public sex on the Fourth of July is one of the easiest thing to accomplish because the fireworks drown out all of the moans. You and her can be as loud as you want and no one will fucking hear you—especially if your are fucking at the fireworks display, which is my number one place to take a hot babe to fuck.
Another good place to take a hot babe is the fucking roof. If you can fuck her on the roof, while firework displays are going off all around, then you will provide an experience for her she won't forget. Plus, her tits will look awesome lit up by the rockets red glare.
Then again, you can always just stay at home and check out all of the hot babes on Digital Desire. For me, that would be a great way to spend the 4th. Drink some beer, eat some BBQ, watch some fireworks—and when all of that is done, then check out some hot porn.
Posted by David
