01 Dec 2016
Threesome Porn Replaces Sad Reality
”I'd Love Some Loving From These Two” - Photo Courtesy of Hands On Hardcore
Have you ever dreamed of curling into bed with two women at the same time? Maybe, you are one of the lucky guys who has gotten the chance to do that at least once in their lifetimes. Unfortunately, I have very limited experience with threesomes, except for what I see on Hands On Hardcore.
Okay, maybe I have a little more experience with threesomes than watching porn on Hands On Hardcore. Maybe, just maybe, I did have the opportunity to “kinda” sleep with two girls. Although I have to admit that not a whole lot happened.
There was a girl I was going out who I'm going to call Jennifer. She came up to me one day and said that she wanted to have a threesome with me and her friend Lisa. She was really hot on the idea and I was in my early twenties so I was pretty hot on the idea as well. We talked about it for a little bit and decided to arrange it in about two weeks.
Except, I got a little too hot on the idea. It was all I could think about it. Eventually, it got to the point when I couldn't talk about anything but the threesome. However, that's not what got me into trouble. What got me into trouble was that I spent a lot of time talking about how I was going to fuck Lisa. And guess what? Jennifer didn't like that very much and we got into a big fight.
Fortunately, we made up about two weeks later. And not only did Jennifer forgive me but she also arranged for her and Lisa to have a threesome with me. Once again, I was fucking psyched. I broke out my best bottle of whiskey and we had a few drinks to loosen up.
I thought it was finally going to happen. Except there was one major flaw in my plan. Lisa evidently had a little too much to drink. She was nude on my back rubbing my back while Jennifer was getting my dick hard with a little cock stroking. Then the unimaginable happened. Lisa puked all over my back and then went screaming down the hall. Well, let's just say that put an end to our little ménage à trois. I never got another opportunity again. Isn't that fucking sad?
Well, don't feel too sorry for me cream puffs. It's okay because I not only got to tell that story for the last twenty years but I also got to enjoy some real threesome porn on porn sites such as Hands On Hardcore. And you know what? None of the girls every puke on their guys back. I bet if Lisa was a porn star she would!
Okay ladies and gentlemen, I guess that it's time for me to jet. I am going to relive my sort of lame threesome and enjoy some real porn while I'm doing it. Be sure to come back and I'll have another entertaining story about my life all booted up for you.
Posted by David