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12 Jul 2012

Things I've Learned From Watching Hardcore Porn

Things I've Learned From Watching Hardcore Porn

"This stunning babe has taught me a lot" - Photo Courtesy of Wicked Pictures

I was checking out a hardcore porn site called Wicked Pictures today and I came to a startling conclusion. Hardcore porn is really educational. Don't believe me? Well, let me tell you everything that this genre of porn has taught me.

Yes, it's pretty amazing that hardcore porn can contain hidden educational value, but that appears to be the case. When I first headed over to Wicked Pictures, all I was expecting was to see hot girls doing some nasty things. Chicks who were willing to suck cock and engage in steamy lesbian sex. Little did I know was that I was going to learn valuable life lessons.

The first thing that I learned is that a college classroom is the perfect place to get laid. Yes, if you are a teacher you are bound to have a hot 18 or 19 year old slut who is willing to trade her sexual services for a good grade. A poor sexy vixen who is educationally challenged and is willing to let you fuck her doggy style right on the desk. And the school is completely cool with it. Who ever said that that English degree would never pay off was dead wrong.

The next thing that I learned after visiting sites such as Wicked Pictures or Twistys was that if you put two or more hot women in a room they are going to fuck. It seems like a law of nature. Sexy women can't be in the same room together without ripping off each others clothing and dining on each others swollen clits. And by some miracle, one of them always has a dildo or a strap on nearby.

Another thing that I have learned from this genre of porn is that professional women are really dirty whores looking for the biggest dick they can squeeze in their tight pussies or cum hungry mouths. Yes, that hot secretary is tired of sharpening pencils or taking dictation. What she really wants is to spend the day sucking cock. And nothing makes that busty nurse hornier than changing bed pans all day. That is why she has to fuck the nearest patient she can find.

There is one last thing that I have learned from hot hardcore porn sites. That is you have a pretty good chance of getting laid by a hot milf. That's correct. If you get a job as a pool cleaner or gardener, then most likely you are going to be working for a hot milf and she is going to fuck the living hell out of you. That minimum wage job has suddenly become even more attractive when you factor in the added perk of banging a lonely housewife.

And that completes my list of what I have learned from watching porn sites such as Wicked Pictures, Twistys and the Babes Network. Who would have ever though that porn would have such educational value. I sure didn't. Now, if you'll excuse me, I need to check the paper for my next job. Maybe I can get one as an English teacher or a gardener.

Posted by David

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