08 Mar 2013
More Things I've Learned From Hardcore Pornos
"They aren't lesbians, they just like sleepovers" - Photo Courtesy of Hands On Hardcore
Last summer, I won't a little article on all the things I've learned from hardcore porn. Now, I'm back for the second installment in that series. Yes, after spending considerable time on sites such as Hands On Hardcore, I've found that I've learned even more from porn.
Yeah, I know. Who would have thought that Hands On Hardcore was such an educational site. After all, I thought that I was just spending time on this site to get my rocks off. And why wouldn't I think that? They have everything I need for my epic jerk off sessions, except for the tissues and lotion. They have beautiful European babes. Check. They have a lot of fucking and sucking videos. Check. I thought that it was all going to be business for me, and not a hardcore learning experience.
I learned quite a lot from this site. The first thing that I learned is that beautiful women are more than willing to take several cocks into them at the same time. Evidently gorgeous models don't mind if two guys are crossing swords over their pussy. And it doesn't even matter if she knows them or not. In fact, It's probably better if she has never met them before in her life. These girls like the introductions to begin with a cock in their pussy and their ass, at the same time. Nice to meet you fellas.
Another thing I learned is that eighteen and nineteen year old girls still love to have sleepovers. Yep, they disagree that they are too old for that practice. And at some point during this sleepover they are going to have some hot steamy lesbian sex. Yep, they even brought their dildos, just in case they had a chance to get some pussy.
This hardcore site isn't the only site that has given me valuable lessons, however. Porn XN has taught me some valuable lessons as well. For instance, beautiful women evidently always love to be fisted. I guess cock isn't big enough for them anymore. And if there pussy already has a fist shoved elbow deep inside it, then just shove your fist up her ass. She'll love you for it.
I also learned that all women are really into some pretty intense hardcore fetishes. If you want to pee on them, they not only don't mind but love it. If you want to pump up their pussies until they are big enough to slap on the rims of your car, then go for it. Pussy pumps never scare women you've just picked up.
There is one more thing that I've learned from hardcore porn. And that is women will always want to fuck you if they find out that you're married. Yes, that's right. I Have A Wife, but that not only doesn't deter them from wanting to fuck me, but it makes them want to fuck me more. They have no fear of getting their asses beat by my wife, or ending up on the Maury Show. Isn't that great?
Well, that's all the things I've learned from hardcore porn. If you take a few moments to visit some of these sites, you too may realize that they are not only sexy and fun, but also educational.
Posted by David