15 May 2009
Digging The Ditch On Vaginal Euphemisms
Billy Raise Smiling Ear To Ear - Image courtesy of Give Me Pink
It's amazing the euphemisms that people create for the common things in their life. If there is a way to give something a clever nickname that tells you the function of the item in question than it has already been thought of in the average vernacular. And that extends to our beloved topic of today, pussy.
Yes, that thing many of us strive for each and every day of our lives has about a million different names. There are probably as many names for it as there are different types of women and pussy. So let's expand your vocabulary and possibly make your wives and girlfriends proud by running through a short list.
It's been called bologna curtains, cock pocket, flesh wallet, dick sharpener, gash, jack nastyface and sugar walls. Now I had to tell you the short list because of the space constraints of this article, but believe me when I tell you that if I put the list that I have in head in here than I would have a several hundred page article!
And what do you call it when a women plays with her whisker biscuit? Well, I Iike to call it digging the ditch, which is usually an appropriate representation of the act of female masturbation. That is until you visit my favorite pussy site of the day
, Give Me Pink
Give Me Pink has a wide assortment of muff to choose from. Some small, some large but all are beautiful in their unique way. However, what sets this site apart from the usual snatch sniffing site is what these women do with their love boxes.
They stretch and stuff their twats with all manners of objects. Everything from their fingers and dildos to fruit and vegetables. But, this site doesn't stop there, they keep pushing the envelope. Here you can see not only masturbation but also squirting and pissing too!!
All the girls are beautiful and their sausage wallets are equally as beautiful as they are. But, one lady in particular really grabbed my attention. Her name is Billy Raise and one thing is for sure, she raised my cock!
She starts out by stuffing her panties right up into her snootch! And I mean all of it. After that she removes the panties and inserts a very large dildo. You could almost hear her pussy groan as it stretches wide to accommodate the girth of the sex toy. And just when you think she's done torturing her silk igloo than she inserts a whole ear of corn up in there!! Let me tell you, her pussy was smiling ear to ear!!
And all this was filmed in high definition pictures and movies that blew me away. You could see every blade of hair, ever drop of pussy juice. It was amazing.
So, the next time your looking for some fresh muff pie to look at than all you need to do is check out Give Me Pink
. This is a site that will leave you smiling ear to ear too.
Read an independent review of Give Me Pink here
Posted by David