05 Apr 2013
Are Blowjobs Different Around the World?
"Umm, that's the wrong end honey" - Photo Courtesy of Street Blowjobs
Street Blowjobs are the bomb. At least, I imagine them to be because I never actually got one. Sure, I've been offered to be given blowjobs on the street, usually by crack whores, but have never cashed in those opportunities. Now I'm kinda sorry I didn't.
Okay, maybe Street Blowjobs from street walkers would have been a little too risky, but I should have gotten one from one of my girlfriends over the years. That would have been fucking awesome. Getting your dick mouth fucked by some babe in public would just be the bees knees. But that never happened for me.
Of course, it's not like I'm getting a lot of head nowadays and that is probably why I am so fucking worried about it now. It could also be that I was reading an article today that said Americans and the French had different attitudes about blowjobs. That is probably what got me thinking about the whole subject.
The article stated that American women approached blowjobs as if it was merely foreplay and that French women approached blowjobs (or La Pipe as they call it) as a complete sexual act. Now I didn't agree with a lot of that articles, after all I don't think that American women don't believe that blowjobs is real sex, but it did make a good point. That French women take great pride in their cocksucking skills. If that's true, then getting Throated by a French girl might be as close to heaven as you're going to get.
While I believe that most American women believe that sucking dick is sex (at least I hope they do), I wonder why it is so often used just as a prelude to vaginal penetration. It doesn't seem to be that way in France. It seems like in that country sucking dick can be a complete act in and of itself.
That would be nice, but I don't see it flying in the United States. American women are, dare I say, more selfish. They want their orgasm and they no that if they complete a blowjob before they get theirs then they are most likely going to spend the evening listening to their partner snore.
All this talk about blowjobs makes me wonder about something else. Do women give blowjobs differently according to what region of the world they are in? That's something to think about. Perhaps the blowjob you get in the Netherlands is different than the blowjob you would get in India. That means you could take an international blowjob tour and sample them as if you were sampling wines. That would be awesome.
I guess I will never find that out, though. I mean, it's not like some hot European babe is going to come up to me and say Load My Mouth. That's just not going to happen. But I can always dream and hope that someday I can find the answers to my questions. Until then, I leave them for you to ponder.
Posted by David
