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26 Nov 2015

Black Friday Porn Goodness

Black Friday Porn Goodness

”Forget turkey breasts, give me those!”-Photo Courtesy of DDF Network

A tradition that most people like to adhere to—and you might be one of them—is to get stuffed with food on Thanksgiving and then head out to the malls the next day to fight through horrible crowds. No thanks, is what I say to that. I would rather head over to the DDF Network and get a real deal.

What am I talking about, you ask? Well, the DDF Network is offering one of the best Black Friday deals I have ever seen. They are offering a $9.99 price for their fabulous, porn packed network. It's that price for the first month and then it's $19.99 a month after that. But you better hurry, this deal is only good from Thanksgiving night to Tuesday, December 1st.

Of course, that is not the only Black Friday or Cyber Monday deal in porn, but before I tell you another great deal I would like to talk about this shopping holiday a little bit. A couple of years ago, some wise guy sent out a meme that stated that the name of this holiday stems from the practice of selling slaves the day after Thanksgiving. Which many people really still believe. Fortunately, that isn't the case. In fact, the name of this holiday originated almost a hundred years after slavery ended. No, it actually refers to retailers finally getting out of the red and into black ink. Nothing more to it.

Now that we know what the holiday means, then let's talk about its practice. I think Black Friday is one that's eventually going to go the way of the dodo bird. I think eventually it's going to be supplanted by entirely by Cyber Monday. And why wouldn't it be? Wouldn't you rather do your shopping from your computer than by going through all of the drama in the stores? I know I would.

This Black Friday, the only thing I'll be shopping for is porn. Big fucking tits, tight pussies and big round asses are going to keep my turkey engorged body happy this year. I'm going to watch beautiful girls stuffing their mouths with big fat cocks, all the while I stuff my mouth with fucking Turkey. That's because that's how I fucking roll. I don't play around.

Which brings me to my next deal—a deal that's really going to make you fucking happy. This one comes from a site called Fake Hub. You can enjoy their great deal for $17.95 a month. A deal that can be enjoyed all year round. Now that really gives you a reason to stay home and do your shopping from your computer.

Well, that does it for me today. I hope all of you have a good holiday and enjoy at least one of these deals—if not both of them. Both of these sites should keep you happy for the entire holiday season. Until next time, be safe out there and save me some turkey will ya?

Posted by David

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