04 Jul 2013
If You Want A Blowjob Follow These Steps
"She just needs a reason to suck you" - Photo Courtesy of Throated
Every guy wants a blowjob. That is why I've decided to give you guys some practical advice on how to get a blow job from your lady. Trust me, you lady wants to suck your dick, she just doesn't know it. Let's convince her, so you can go out and get Throated.
If you want to get Throated by your lady, then you are going to have to start by being nice to her. I know, it's a fucking pain in the ass but you gotta do what you gotta do. Have a conversation with her. It doesn't have to be a real conversation, you just have to let her ramble on while you nod your head. That way she thinks you are listening to her.
Another thing you might try to get her to suck your dick is to take her out to dinner. I mean a real dinner at a real restaurant. I don't mean take her to the food truck down the street, shove a hot dog in her mouth and then try to follow that with shove your dick in her face. No, you might actually have to spend some dough to get a blow job.
After talking to her and taking her out to dinner, then you can move on to stage three. This involves giving her a nice present. A present can be anything from jewelry to flowers. The term present can imply a lot of different things. One thing it doesn't imply, however, is to wrap a bow around your cock and stick it through a self-made Glory Hole in your house. If you do that, then you might not get your dick sucked for a long, long time.
Okay, you chick is getting primed now and is probably warming up to the idea of giving you a blow job. You see, blow jobs are like sexual capital for women. They spend it for guys being nice to them or to manipulate them for their own purposes. Now that you've been really nice to her and shown her a good time (which means spending money), then she is probably thinking of rewarding you. The piece of resistance that will get your dick sucked. Ready? Let's go then.
If you really want her to suck your dick, then ask her really nicely. Use the word please a lot, and if you really have to beg on bended knees. Make sure you phrase it nicely as well. You don't want to go up to her and ask if she wants to gargle with your man batter. She'll just walk away.
There is one more thing you can do, however. You can just say “fuck it” and go watch some blowjob porn. The ladies on blowjob porn sites are probably better at sucking dick than any chick you currently know. So head on out there and check out the chicks at Only Blowjob. These chicks are always in the mood to suck cock. And I do mean always.
Posted by David