14 May 2013
Why Are Black Butts So Big?
Help! I can't stop looking at it - Photo Courtesy of Round and Brown
Simple question for you folks today. Why do black women have such big butts? Okay, I know not all of them do but a large majority of them have those big Round and Brown asses that not only drive black guys crazy but also white guys like me as well.
A woman with a nice Round and Brown ass is truly a thing of beauty. It stirs something really primitive in us guys. And this is true whether the guy is white, black, Asian, blue, green or whatever. Us guys really love those big black booties. So I think it's natural to ask where they come from.
Luckily, at least for you guys, I've done a little research on the subject and I think I have some pretty good theories. Unfortunately, these are just theories, however. That's because no one, not even science, knows exactly why black women often a big round and beautiful booties.
One theory is that it is due to the nomadic nature of Africans thousands of years ago. There wasn't a lot of food available to African tribes so they had to keep on moving with their food sources. Therefore, they need a convenient way to store fat that wouldn't interfere with their ability to protect themselves. So nature decided to put excess fat, which by the way is excess energy to be used at a later time, in the ass of black people. I guess that is one explanation for why some of your Black GFS had big black booties.
I know that a lot of people will now say, “If it really is about storing fat efficiently, then why don't black men have the same big round butts black women do?” Well, that's easy folks. That's because black women have to do something black men don't. Give birth. Therefore, they need more fat. Damn, I must be a genius.
Of course, this big booty theory doesn't explain everything and it isn't the only theory out there. A second theory was advanced that black women have such big booties because it was nature's way of making a woman stand out. Nomadic African tribes often had a male who would mate with several females, so according to the theory, black women had to develop a way to stand out. What do you think?
Either of these theories are okay, I guess, but I was looking for something that was a little more exciting. Something that explained why those big black booties had such a control over me. Why I developed such a hard on whenever I saw one. Why I couldn't stop thinking about big, round and brown asses shaking. Unfortunately, I never found one.
However, I don't think it really matters. I think it's enough to know that there is a big collection of them out there. More than I could ever stare at in my lifetime. There are black milfs with big booties, black bbws with big booties and of course, Teenie Black Booty out there for us to enjoy. Let's try not to ruin it by over thinking it. Just enjoy.
Posted by David
