01 Oct 2012
No Hot Black Pussy For 50 Cent
"Don't look 50, turn your head" - Photo Courtesy of Teenie Black Booty
Today, 50 Cent has declared that masturbation is a sin. Yes, the famous rapper has decided that jerking your meat is against god's laws. Well, good for him, but I guess that means that he probably isn't going to be checking out the babes on Teenie Black Booty.
As a matter of fact, I know that he isn't going to be checking out the hot pieces of ebony ass on Teenie Black Booty. Because if he did, then he would be stroking his cock faster than he could drop a beat. I doubt that he would be able to hold his nut for longer than a couple of seconds.
I don't know if 50 Cent was high when he tweeted his message about avoiding masturbation, but his message was certainly bizarre. Especially when you consider that he also gave a list of things to avoid to prevent yourself from jacking off. Ready for the list? I bet you are, so here they are. 50 Cents four rules for avoiding the urge to rub one out.
Rule number 1, avoid porn sites. Porn sites such as Round And Brown. After all, who could resist the urge with all of these fine ass black bitches showing off their big asses, and even bigger tits. Rule number 2, avoid strip clubs. If I remember correctly, I think that 50 Cent owns a strip club. Hmm, I wonder if her is going to avoid dropping in. Rule number 3, avoid provocative magazines. You know, magazines such as Maxim, Cosmo and maybe the latest Sears catalog. And finally, rule number four. Don't turn your head when women walk past you. I suppose this step is to keep you from checking out the fine asses and tits that pass you everyday.
Sounds like a nice 4 step plan to stop masturbation. Good for him, standing up for something he believes in. But as far as I'm concerned, he can keep it. I am going to keep on doing what I've always been doing. Checking out hot porn sites and jacking my junk. Sorry, Mr. 50 Cent.
Besides, I kind of have a different take on his unusual tweets. I doubt his motives. When I read his tweets, this is what came to mind. I've developed my own list. A list that clarifies 50 Cent's position better. Want to read it? Sure, you do so here you go.
“How To Avoid Masturbation and Make a Bundle”
Step one, become a famous rapper worth millions of dollars. Step two, find yourself a bottom bitch who is willing to service your every sexual need. Step three, tell your fans that masturbation is a sin. Step four, get a bunch of publicity and make another million dollars. Step five, repeat as necessary.
Yes, I think that 50 Cent is just getting some press. I'm not even sure he believes the crap he is peddling. That's okay, because I see through his ruse. So if you'll excuse me 50, I have to drop by Round And Brown and get my day started by rubbing one out.
Posted by David