01 Jul 2013
Handjobs Make Men Psychic?
"I Sense I'm About To Get a Handjob" - Photo Courtesy of Mano Job
I get the impression that most women don't understand the importance of hand jobs. It's just not something they give much thought about. If these women would only take a moment, and maybe visit a site like Mano Job, then they might know the importance this act holds for men.
The women on Mano Job get the importance of a handjob. That is why they put so much work into it. These ladies really know how to stroke a cock and they do their best to bring their guys to an intense orgasm. Other women, however, are not so diligent.
I think a lot of women think of handjobs as something they pass out just to get their boyfriends or husbands off their back. Something they do to keep their guys from snapping and going on a murderous killing spree. They don't consider it an art. They just don't.
I once had a girlfriend who tried to give me a hand job while she was watching television and eating popcorn. Now that is just fucking lazy. No eye contact, no idea of how she was stroking my dick. Just mindlessly yanking my rod up and down. She might as well have been plungering the damn toilet. Needless to say, that chick didn't last very fucking long. I kicked her lazy ass to the fucking curb.
Guys want a chick who knows how to handle a cock and can give Epic Handjobs. Not someone who is just doing it because she has to do it. Or feels like she has to do it. We want a woman who gives us a handjob so well that we just about lose our fucking minds. Is that so much to ask? I don't think so.
There are probably some women who are eye-rolling at this concept right now. I can just hear them saying that hand jobs aren't important. Well, they are fucking wrong. When a chick we go out with decides she is going to fuck us, then what is the first thing she does? She grabs our dicks. How a woman grabs our dick will usually tell us guys how good a woman is going to be in bed.
Yes, hand jobs are actually a sex meter that allows us to get a good determination of how a woman is going to be in bed. If she grabs your cock and tries to squeeze it until the head is swollen up to the size of a basketball, then she is probably going to be a pretty aggressive lover. If she is watching tv, talking on the phone and trying to give you a handjob at the same time, then you can pretty much expect that in bed as well. Which is fucking annoying. This doesn't mean the guy is psychic, it just allows him to pick up on small clues that tell him the quality of the sex he is about to get.
I just wish that all the women in the world was as dedicated to the art of hand jobs as the girls on Club Tug. That would be amazing and there would be a lot of guys with a smile on their face.
Posted by David
