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Progression of Blowjobs

21 May 2013

Sorry Guys, Blowjobs Change Over Time

Sorry Guys, Blowjobs Change Over Time

"She's definitely in stage one of cocksucking" - Photo Courtesy of Throated

Every guy wants a blowjob. Yes, there are few things more appealing for a guy than having a chick get down on her knees and suck their cock. This is especially true when guys get Throated. Which really sets me thinking. How do blowjobs change over time.

Many of us guys remember the first time we were Throated by a hot girl. We can't help but remember. It's burned into our brains. Now that image usually serves us for a really long time as some good material for our spank bank. Something that we can reflect on over the years. But it can also serve as a painful reminder for those guys who are in committed relationships. That's because blowjobs change over time.

Now this usually doesn't apply to guys who are single. That's because they are probably getting new blowjobs from a different woman on a regular basis. Married guys, however, will know exactly what I mean. The nature of blowjobs change as time marches on and that's a sad truth.

Let's go over these blowjob stages, shall we? The first stage is one of the best stages. It's a special blowjob. It's the first blowjob you get after a woman decides she likes you. Maybe you said something funny at dinner, or did something spectacular like save a puppy. Whatever you did, you earned this blowjob. It's kind of a like a sexual handshake, except it's a lot more fun.

The first blowjob stage doesn't have to come from a date. Maybe it's just a random blowjob. Perhaps the chick is drunk and just wanted to suck some dick, and yours was the first one that popped up. Maybe she needed a little cash and you happened to have it, therefore warranted a good mouth fucking. Something like you see on Street Blowjobs.

The second stage of blowjobs is a little more serious of a mouth fucking. It's after you've been with a woman for awhile and she wants to make you happy. This kind of blowjob can be a really good one too. Not as exciting as stage one but definitely worth the effort of taking down your zipper.

The last stage happens after you've been married for awhile. This blowjob, which really can't be called a blowjob, is given to you just to keep you from snapping. Yes, it's that blowjob your wife gives you when she notices that you are getting ready to go on a murdering spree. It's the cock sucking that serves to help you relieve some pressure. And that's it. Nothing more. Over time, these eventually evolve into just handjobs, and not even good ones.

The fourth stage is the worst. It's when the blowjobs end all together. It's that point of time when you realize that all blowjobs are gone forever. You will never get another dick sucking ever again. At this point one of your only options is to shove your dick through a Glory Hole and hope you get lucky.

Those are the four stages of cock sucking folks. Don't get depressed about them, however. It's just the natural progression of things. If you find yourself in one of the latter stages of the blowjob, you can always turn to porn. At least us guys have that to look forward to seeing.

Posted by David

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