01 Apr 2016
Sexting During Sex Is Becoming The New Norm
”Don't Like Sexting...Then She Says Fuck You”- Photo Courtesy of Sexting 18
I'm beginning to feel like a crotchety old man. That's because porn is changing at a very rapid pace and sometimes I feel like I'm working my ass off to keep up. If you're wondering what I'm talking about, then just check out Sexting 18 and see for yourself. Sex is beginning to change, my friends.
I checked out this site and came to the startling realization that more and more young couples are incorporating cell phones into their sex lives. More and more people are basically having threesomes or foursomes with their partners and their cell phones. And that isn't just supported by the anecdotal evidence I found in porn, but is actually substantiated by several studies.
For instance, once study said that around 62 percent of women “checked” their cell phones during sex. What the fuck! Are the pausing their fucking to see if their friends texted, or to tweet out “Hey, I'm fucking my boyfriend...LOL.” I couldn't imagine doing that back in the day. Of course, there weren't cell phones back then, at least ones I could afford, so it would have had to have been some other type of device—a Super Nintendo or something, but you know what I mean. It wouldn't have been acceptable.
Of course, the girls on Sexting 18 are actually doing it for a reason. They are basically turning themselves into super fucking hot amateur porn stars. And I commend them for that. In the past, they would have to work really hard to become stars. They would have had to sleep with a bunch of sleazy people before they even got their break. Nowadays, all they have to do is pull out their phones while they are fucking and they are a porn star. Good for them.
Watching it is also a lot more fun. I could sit all day watching these chicks film their sexual adventures. Watching them take selfies of their masturbation sessions or filming their boyfriend fucking them from behind. It's pretty fucking hot.
However, in real life I would want these bitches to put down the fucking phone and concentrate on the task at hand. After all, you aren't giving your best blowjobs when you are looking at a little fucking screen while you are doing it.
Okay, maybe I'm being a little hard on the new generation of babes. I did spend a lot of time watching the X Files while I was fucking doggy style, so I guess that I get it. Your young and you think you can fucking multitask. But let me tell you something. You fucking can't. It's just not fucking possible, so keep your mind on the task at hand. Facebook, Twitter and all of these other fucking social sites will wait. If you have to watch something while you're fucking, then pull up Sexting 18 and check that out. After all, watching porn is acceptable while you are fucking. Checking out YouTube is not.
Now that I have schooled all of you on the etiquette of fucking and playing with your phones at the same time, let me leave you with one last thought. Either watch porn while you are fucking or put your goddamn phone away. Now, if you don't mind I got shit to do, so get off my fucking lawn.
Posted by David
