01 Apr 2012
Why Reality Porn Is Superior To Reality TV
"A reality star that makes me fucking happy" - Photo Courtesy of Reality Junkies
I have made no bones about it. I hate reality television. I think it is fucking ruining television. What I don't hate however, is reality porn sites like Reality Junkies. What makes reality porn superior to reality television? Well, let's take a little time to talk about it.
Before I talk about what I like about reality porn sites, let me take a few moments to tell you what I hate about reality television. Reality television is the most contrived bullshit I have ever seen. It has people I don't care about doing things I don't care about. Who fucking cares if Snooki is pregnant? Who fucking cares if the Housewifes of Some City are having problems getting along with each other? I know I don't.
The stars of reality television are just average people with no special skills and nothing particularly interesting about them. Take the cast of Jersey Shore for example. A bunch of people drinking all the time and fucking everyone they can. Oh, and they fight occasionally. What is so special about that? They are doing stuff my friends are doing every weekend. Except my friends aren't making a six figure salary to do it.
Another thing that burns me up about reality television is the fact that so much of it seems staged. I mean why does a reality show need 6-10 writers? Why would a reality TV show need any writers at all? It doesn't take a genius to figure that one out folks.
Reality porn, such as Reality Junkies, is a different animal altogether. Sure, this type of porn calls itself reality, but it really is more about fantasy than anything else. And it doesn't pretend to be anything other than what it is. If you have a fantasy about fucking a nurse, or getting blown going through the drive-thru, then this is the perfect site for you.
Another thing that makes reality porn superior to reality TV is that the performers do have a skill. I know many of you will see that these performers are just fucking, but I bet not many people can do what they do. Can you consistently get a hardon every single time you need to, or can you cum on cue? Not many people can say yes to that. These people are professionals, folks. They aren't getting paid to get blasted every weekend. They are getting paid because they are good at what they do.
Sure, reality porn might not be as real as it appears to be. Maybe it is a little more scripted than we would like and maybe the situations are contrived. But so is reality television. You certainly don't believe that the camera angles on these shows are always so perfect and they can catch the type of action they catch. If you believe that, then I don't even know what to tell you.
I would much rather watch reality porn sites such as Reality Junkies, then spend a minute of my time watching Snooki pee her pants. Until Snooki starts giving uncensored blowjobs on camera or the housewives of any city start having milf orgies, I think I will stick with reality porn. It is a lot more real than reality television, and that ain't saying a whole lot.
Posted by David
