17 Jan 2015
Give Me Back My Hairy Snatches!!
"There's My Hairy Snatch"-Photo Courtesy of ATK Natural And Hairy
I have a question. What the fuck is wrong with the women of today? Most of them feel like they have to go and shave their fucking twats. And I'm not talking about trimming them up, but full out giving themselves a bald eagle. Are there any women outside of ATK Natural And Hairy that has pussy hair anymore?
Now, I know that as you are reading this you are probably thinking that my outrage is fake or that when I ask questions about where women's pussy hair has gone, I am being facetious. Let me assure you my friends, I am not. I really want to know what happened to that little mound of carpeting that each woman had between their legs. Did someone fucking steal it, is there a case of cunt mange going around or what? I just don't understand what happened in the past few years. It seems like whenever I want to see pubic hair on a woman, I have no choice but to go to sites such as ATK Natural And Hairy.
Now, don't get me wrong. I don't hate women who have full Brazilians. I am pretty used to seeing it in porn. You can't throw a rock out on the interweb without hitting some bitch with a shaved coochie. That's fine, I know that there are quite a lot of guys who like that. And on occasion, I can be one of those guys. But watching chicks with no pubic hair fucking is a lot different than fucking one. That is the distinction I am making today.
I have banged out a few chicks who didn't have pubic hair and I can't say that I am really impressed. I see no benefit in it at all. One chick I fucked was so smooth down there that I could have been fucking my hand for all I know. Wait, let me take that back. My hand would have probably been hairy than this chick's love pocket. I'm just saying.
I really don't appreciate a pussy sans the hair when I am going down on a chick. Do you know what it is like to eat out a chick who has shaved her snatch smooth? It's fucking horrible. It's like fucking making out with a salmon or something. Hell, when I am going south of heaven on a babe, then I would appreciate it if she fucking looked like she has gone through fucking puberty.
I know that some of you guys won't agree with me. That you don't want to feel like you are flossing your teeth with hair when you are going down on a chick with a full bush. That's okay. To each his own. I'm just saying that I wish that pubic hair would come back. I miss it.
Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to head on over to Real Hairy Amateurs and check out some bush. Real, honest to goodness bush. Do you care to fucking join me?
Posted by David