05 Feb 2016
Groundhog Predicts Hot Babes Are Coming
”The Groundhog Predicted Her Fine Tits”-Photo Courtesy of FTV Girls
Well, Phil the Groundhog has predicted an early spring. Which not only means that soon all of this cold weather is going to be a distant memory, but also that the warmer weather is going to cause all of the ladies to start losing their clothing. Kind of like the babes on FTV Girls.
Okay, I don't really get it either. Why there is such interest in watching a wood chuck—otherwise known as a ground hog and sometimes as a whistle pig—wander out of his lair to find out if he sees his fucking shadow or not. I'm not sure what that really has to do with how soon spring is coming, but I'll go with it. What the hell. I liked the prediction, so I'm just going to roll with the premise. An early spring means that women will start losing the heavy winter coats and sweaters.
Actually, the holiday can be traced back to the German tradition of Candlemas Day. It is on this day that Germans believed the Groundhog emerged from his burrow and either saw his shadow or didn't see his shadow. While I understand why pagans celebrated this day—considering how important the coming of spring was to their survival—I don't understand why most people care. Sure, I know why I do—It allows me to delude myself with the belief that I'll get to see some springtime pussy sooner than expected. However, why everyone else is deluding themselves is beyond me.
I suppose that it's just a bit of fun and I probably shouldn't be a fucking grump about it. Everyone wants winter to end as soon as possible. Whether that's because they want to see the fine pussy the spring weather usually provides us with, or simply because they want to feel some sun on their face. Which is why we all can delude ourselves into believing some Punxsutawney Phil is some kind of furry seer.
With or without Phil's divine intervention, it's going to eventually end up being my favorite time of the year. Actually, if I'm to be truly honest, anytime there is warm weather is my time of the year. Both spring and summer. I love it when women start to show off their breasts and their asses. It really makes me happy.
Of course, this is probably not very important to those of you who live in warmer climates. Those of you who live in Arizona, California or Florida probably get to see all of the tits and ass they want to. However, those of us in the Midwest aren't that fucking lucky. During almost half of the year, women hide their goodies under enormous coats and sweaters. It is during this time that us Mid-westerners really have to depend on sites like FTV Girls. Hey, you gotta get your titty and booty action somewhere don't you?
Until that day finds us however, why not take the time to check out FTV Girls. It's a site that will keep you busy until winter releases its icy grip on all of us.
Posted by David
