05 Apr 2012
Pimping Up Your Prom With Pornstars
"Emy Reyes is Hot-Prom or No Prom" - Photo Courtesy of Naughty America
I want to tell you a little story. A story about a lonely 18 year old guy who suddenly became a star when he invited two porn stars to his prom and they accepted. And not just any two porn stars either. I'm talking about Emy Reyes and Megan Piper. Two of the hottest porn stars around.
Okay, if you haven't heard the story yet, let me fill you in. A 18 year old guy named Mike decided he wanted to do something special for his prom. Something that no one would forget. So, after quite a bit of deliberation he set out on a mission to get a porn star to come to his prom. Thus, his journey began.
He immediately jumped on Twitter and started firing off request to every porn star he could think to tweet. It took him awhile, but he finally got about 600 messages fired off. However, not many of them responded. Well, not many except for the two he did receive. He got tweets back from Megan Piper and Emy Reyes saying that they would be happy to go to his prom with him. I imagine that made him very, very happy.
Fuck, I would be happy to get one porn star, but two? That's insane. Especially considering the quality of the two porn stars. Let me tell you about these two lovely vixens.
Emy Reyes is a hot Latina porn star who has made appearances on a variety of different porn sites. I have seen her play a horny school girl on Innocent High and have seen her and I have seen her getting her ass pounded on My XXX Pass. This is a chick that can suck cock, have anal sex and get a face full of cum all in one 5 minute clip. Now that is talent. She can also be seen on Naughty America, a site you should visit to see this chick perform.
The other hot porn star, my fucking favorite, is Megan Piper. Megan Piper is a blowjob queen that can suck your cock faster than you can say “Can I have a blow...?” Yeah, that fast. In fact, I have seen her sucking cock on Only Teen Blowjobs in such an efficient manner that you would think that they she was a cock sucking master. Hell, for all I know maybe she is a master of it. She also has a body made for fucking sin. If you don't believe me, then all you have to do is check out Nubiles and you will immediately agree with my statement.
Of course, it didn't make school official too happy. Not happy at all. They decided to fight him all the way and actually told him he couldn't go to his own prom. That's okay though, because this ingenious guy was able to raise money for his own private prom. A prom that I imagine is going to be very popular among the student body.
After finding about this whole situation, all I can think to do is ask one little question. “Why didn't I fucking think about that?” I would have been popular as hell bringing two porn stars to my prom. I would have been so popular that people would stop to listen when I spoke. They would want to be just like me. Not to mention the fact that I would have probably gotten a steady stream of pussy for the last twenty years.
Posted by David
