17 Dec 2013
Japanese Porn Makes Me Omnipotent
"These Japanese breasts will inspire you too" - Photo Courtesy of AV Tits
I've been watching, with some interest I might say, the new Japanese island that is forming just off this country's mainland. As I began to watch it form, something interesting struck me. This potential new island looks reminds me of Asian porn. Particularly, what I found on AV Tits.
How does it remind me of Asian porn, you ask? Quite simple folks. As this island begins to form out in the ocean, it looks like a big tit rising up from the waves. Particularly a big Japanese tit that I found on AV Tits. Yes, the same pair that is in the picture.
Okay, my mind might be a little fucked up. Either I watch too much porn on a regular basis or I am just a pervert. Not many people would look at this new Japanese island, forming from an underwater volcano, and immediately begin to think about tits. But if you think about it, it does kinda make sense. It's big and round and has that boob shape. And since it is in Japan, well it is easy to think about Japanese tits.
It kind of gets worse, however. As it forms it puts up tendrils of opaque smoke that kind of reminds me of all the stockings on AV Stockings. And I am not even kidding. As this new land mass forms I begin to equate it with Japanese porn more and more. I just can't help it.
Of course, I have been looking at a lot of Japanese related porn over the last couple of months. And I do mean a whole lot of it. I have been watching Asian girls with big juicy juggs getting their tits squeezed and fucked. I have been watching beautiful Japanese sluts in stockings spreading their legs and getting their pussies pounded. I have been watching beautiful Japanese school girls sucking and fucking cock. I have even been watching milfs from Japan doing all kinds of nasty things. Things you can't even imagine. And it is all thanks to a porn mega-site called JAV HD and their beautiful porn network. Bringing me all the Asian babes I could ever want.
Hey, wait a minute. This new island began to form at about the same time I started watching all of this Japanese porn. Maybe I unintentionally had something to do with it. I mean it just can't be a coincidence can it? I think that I might have powers that I never ever knew I had. And perhaps, it isn't an island forming out there. Maybe it is a giant beautiful Japanese woman rising from the ocean. Rising tits first. My imagination has become so powerful from all of the Asian porn, that I am currently creating a gigantic Japanese woman. How cool would that be? It's unlikely but you never knows. Anything that isn't strictly impossible is possible, or so they say. That does it for me today guys. Go out there and enjoy some Asian porn. Maybe it will spark your imagination as well.
Posted by David