05 Jun 2013
Exploring The Names Given to Tits
"I'll call these boobs blouse candy" - Photo Courtesy of Scoreland
I was checking out Scoreland, you know the site that has all those beautiful women with big tits, and something struck me. Men love boobs so much they give them pet names. So today I'm going to go over some of the pet names given to breasts.
After my visit to Scoreland, I decided to run out and ask some of my male friends what they call tits. I was expecting to collect a few of the more common names for tits. You know, names such as hooters, honkers, fun bags and headlights. What I came up with, however, was a pretty interesting list of nick names for tits. Let's go over a few of them.
Some of the names for boobs are: pleasure domes, biscuit barrels, slingers, milkers, trotters and dirty pillows. That's quite an unusual assortment for what is basically fat filled sacs used to feed young mammals. I thought it was pretty interesting that guys would give their girlfriends and wives' boobs such unusual names. That right there shows a high level of creativity.
One of my favorite nick-names for juggs was “Weapons of Mass Distraction.” That is not only a creative name for tits, but one that is pretty damn funny. At least, I thought so. Other names for boobs that I found hilarious included horse bags, Harold and Kumar, and money makers.
If you saw clothed tits, like what you could find on Downblouse Loving, then you could also call them by a variety of different names. Names such as sweater fillers, button busters, shirt potatoes, sweater puppies and shirt soldiers. If a woman had smaller size tits, then you might call them ant hills, bee stings or fried eggs. Man, those are all really funny.
After I collected all these names for boobies I thought I was done. Then I found out that many of my friend's wives or girlfriends had names for their tits. I found that to be a little strange. I mean, I know guys name their dicks, but I didn't know that women named their tits. Well anyway, some of the names that these women had for their tits were equally hilarious as the guys. These included Bristol cities, gob stoppers, perky D's, man bait, sweet chariots, shay-shay and hanging melons.
Well, that does it for my list of tit nick-names. Hopefully, you guys got as much enjoyment out of this article as I did writing it. There were many times that I had to stop writing this article because I was laughing so fucking hard.
And if your looking for more names for tits, then I'm sure that porn sites such as Big Tit Boss have some interesting names for knockers. Every time I visit a big tit themed website I have always learned of a new name for good 'ole fashioned mammories. If you visit one, then I'm sure you will too.Until next time folks, be safe out there and be sure to grab you a daily dose of bra busters!