01 Oct 2014
Why Are We Scared Of Big Tits?
"I'm not scared of these bad-ass juggs" - Photo Courtesy of Big Naturals
I may be a little late to the party, and many of you might already know what I am about to tell you, but I just had a major revelation about big tits. I think that people have some kind of irrational fear about Big Naturals. Don't believe me? Well, let's take some time to talk about it then.
I have several reasons for believing that modern society, or at least Western society, has a fear of tits. And I'm not talking about mastrophobia; the real phobia of touching or even seeing breasts. That is a true psychological disorder. No, I am talking about something even more insidious that lurks deep within our society. Normal, everyday people just seem to be afraid of Big Naturals.
I'll give you a few examples. The first example is Janet Jackson and her “wardrobe malfunction” during the half-time show of Super Bowl XXXVII. At the conclusion of a performance between her and Justin Timberlake, the unthinkable happened. Justin pulled on her outfit and her right boob plopped out. Oh NO!! For 9/16th of a second , Janet's tit was hanging out on national television. And America flipped shit over it.
That's right, folks. America threw a tantrum over what would eventually be called 'Nipple Gate'. Talking heads all over the country held it up as an example of the decreasing morality in American society, children cried and CBS was fined $550, 000 by the FCC. You would think that it was the darkest day in American history. Judging by everyone's reaction you also would have thought that the station was airing videos from DDF Busty or something on the air. Come on folks. It's just a tit. A tit where the nipple was covered with a pasty. Get a fucking grip.
Here's another fine example. Some of the writers from the FX show 'American Horror Story' were discussing having to run story ideas past Standards And Practices, the department of the network responsible for making sure the content of the show is acceptable. During this discussion, the writers said that you could show women getting beheaded on television all day and all night, but if that same woman showed a nipple, then all hell would break loose. You have to be fucking kidding me?
Movies, television and other media outlets all over the U.S have no qualms about showing us obscene amounts of violence, day in and day out. But they cringe if the have to show us something as beautiful as a woman's breasts. It really makes me wonder what is wrong with the country. Are we that fucking uptight that we are worried that a tit might make a public appearance? It is fucking ridiculous.
A breast is a thing of beauty. Just take a look at the Pinup Files and you will know that I am speaking nothing but the truth. Hopefully, someday we can figure that out and let all of the boobs in this country hang out. As they should be allowed to do.
Posted by David
