25 Nov 2014
Have A Merry XXX Black Friday!
"Fuck Holiday Lines..Watch Her Fuck Instead" - Photo Courtesy of Hustler
Black Friday is around the corner, and that usually means a ton of deals on electronics to most people. That day doesn't mean that to me, however. What it means to me is that I am going to get a great bargain on a porn membership to Hustler. And I am going to share it with you today.
Usually, I am not a big fan of Black Friday. That's because this unofficial holiday seems like a lot more grief than it should be. I mean, just think about it. Everyone heads out to the store early (or late depending on how you look at it) and get into a feeding frenzy over some televisions or computers that have their prices slashed. And when I mean frenzy, I do mean frenzy. Some of these people get downright vicious.
This is a day that point-of-sale servers are most likely going to crash, lines are going to wrap around the block, store employees are going to lie to customers about selling out on a particular item, and customers are going to pound each other in the face. Sounds like a scene I would want to avoid. That is why I am going to stay home with Hustler and just enjoy the deal they are giving all of us for this day.
If you haven't been to this site lately, then you should definitely check out their Black Friday/Cyber Monday deal. During this deal, you can get some of the hottest pussy and the hardest hardcore sex that you could ever want. And to top it off, they are giving you all of this steamy XXX fucking, sucking and cumshots for 50% of the regular cost of their membership.
That's a pretty good deal considering that you not only get access to tens of thousands of videos and pictures, but you also get access to this site's network. A network that includes over 20 niche porn sites such Asian Fever, Barely Legal, Busty Beauties and a whole lot more. That's a deal that you simply can't beat with a fucking stick, so don't even fucking try. But you better hurry. That's because this deal only lasts until the Wednesday after Thanksgiving (which is December 3rd by the way).
Which means that you should avoid all of the lines at your local super-store. You didn't want to go to them anyway. Not when you are stuffed with stuffing and turkey. Instead, you should check out Hustler and see all of the hot babes on this site getting stuffed. If you ask me, that is a better way to go.
Besides, you fucking deserve it. You spend all fucking year doing shit for other people and working your ass off. Why not take some time for yourself and visit Hustler? If you do, I will predict that you will not only have a glorious Black Friday and Cyber Monday, but you will also probably have one of the best holiday seasons of your life. That's because nothing goes better with the holidays than some hot fucking pussy.
Posted by David