28 Jun 2009
Big Cocks Sites - Are They For Real?!
"Is that a suspicious looking dong in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me?"
Just like big fake tits are very much part and parcel of the adult industry now, so are fake cocks. But not in the way you might think. I'm not talking about penis extensions of anything like that - I'm talking about genuine, out-and-out plastic cocks that are passed of as real. Outrageous! Or is it....?
Reality Sites are a genre that I have questioned and criticised heavily in the past, but I find it hard to criticise their sub-genre of these big cock sites. As far as I'm concerned, I'm not sure the sites have any obligation to inform their audience that what they're watching might not be all that meets the eye.
I mean, take a look at Donger Brothers. This entertaining big cock reality site is one that some people have been falling over themselves to criticise. Even I was critical in the review of it but I've looked back and realised maybe I was a little bit harsh.
After all, if you can't tell that these are probably fakes then you deserve to lose your money! I mean, come on. These guys have sex with THEIR PANTS STILL ON! And I don't think they're doing that to keep their balls warm! It really is the height of porn comedy.
It isn't the only big cock site around though deserves to be chuckled at in this regard. Have you ever seen Freaks Of Cock? At least on this site the guys keep a lot of their appendage out of shot so as not to give anything away, but the geyser-esque cumshots give the game away!
Watching Eva Angelina laughing her head off as she gets drenched by one of these extraordinary shots also didn't help the site's realism that much either. But of course, there ARE genuine monster cock sites around if you're looking for something more genuine.
Monsters Of Cock seems a pretty good place to start, while the sites of Lex Steele are obvious ones too. But why would you even bother subscribing to a fake cock site? If you know it's obviously fake then what is the appeal actually meant to be?
Well, because they're immense fun and so stupidly over-the-top as well. After all, when you go and see the new Star Trek film, you know that the ships aren't real - why should porn be any the different sometimes?
Nobody could deny that these big cock sites are full of absolutely hilarious scenes, dialogue and build-ups. The whole things have been scripted and created so well that you can't help but really laugh at them. And after all, porn should be fun sometimes.
Posted by Steve
