13 Dec 2014
Please Don't Ban Squirting Pussy!!
"I guess her pussy needs a plug now" - Photo Courtesy of Femflood
Last week was a sad week for porn fans in Great Britain. That's because the country's pornography standards were changed through an amendment to the 2003 Communications Act. An amendment that banned a whole list of sex acts including squirting pussy. The Femflood has been dammed. Sorry.
When I first saw that the BBFC (British Board of Film Classification) had banned female ejaculation—thereby damming up Femflood pussy for all time—I was really quite flabbergasted. I just couldn't believe that this would be one of the sex acts that was banned. What could possibly be wrong with this sexual act I wondered. It seems like some good 'ole wet n' wild porn fun that really doesn't hurt anyone. I just couldn't figure it out.
Squirting pussy isn't the only sexual act to be hit squarely in the face by the BBFC, however. There are also quite a few other sex acts on the banned list. Acts that include fisting, caning, physical restraint, strangulation, face sitting, spanking, verbal abuse (regardless of consent), penetration by any object of violence (bats, guns, etc.), humiliation and watersports. Well, if I was a British citizen, then it looks like my Saturday nights would have now been destroyed.
Thankfully, I am an American citizen. I don't think that I could deal with all of these porn restrictions. Most of these acts—especially squirting—are things that I enjoy on a regular basis. I don't know what I would do if my government was trying to take away my basic rights to jerk off to the porn of my choosing.
Now, I'm not saying that the U.S is less puritanical than the UK. In fact, I actually thought that the UK, and the whole of Europe for that matter, was more open to to porn than the US. Now I have to rethink that position. Maybe they are equally as puritanical—or maybe more so—it's just that they did something about it.
Like I said, I am not a citizen of that country, so I really can't give you the context of this decision in respect to British culture and sociological norms. I'm just not qualified to do so. What I can do, however, is to look at it through my American eyes and say that I am really sad to see this happen. If they can enforce it, that is.
That is all I really have to say about this decision. Well, except for one final thought. While it seems like they have banned female ejaculation, I noticed that one thing they didn't ban was male ejaculation. So I suppose that guys can squirt there gunk all over the place but women can't? It seems kind of sexist to me, but what do I know. I spend most of my time on sites such as Stop Or I'll Squirt. Maybe all of that squirting pussy porn has affected my brain or something. With that being said, all I can do is to offer my condolences to my British comrades and hope that eventually sanity will be restored to the UK.
Posted by David
