20 Jul 2009
An Amateur Porn Experiment
Will I Piss Off Your Wife
I heard something that was really fascinating today. Now, brace yourself because this is one of those stories that kick you right in the sack. A women beat, stomped and stabbed her husband in the abdomen because he was viewing online
Amateur porn!! Can you believe it? This guy was just getting his fix of
amateur babes fucking and his wife flipped the fuck out.
Now, that was really extreme I thought. I just couldn't imagine someone getting that upset over watching a little pussy perform on the web. It's not like she caught him inside another women or rubbing the town whore's ass. He was just sitting there getting his porn fix and maybe rubbing one out.
As I was sitting in my car listening to the story with my jaw wide open, a funny thought popped into my head. I will set up my own experiment and see if I can get my wife to freak out. I know that it's pretty damn risky but it's for the benefit of the readers of this blog so I ran home and started setting it up.
The first thing that I had to do was find some of the best amateur porn sites that I could. I chose two sites for the purposes of this test. The first one was
ATK Galleria. It's a time tested site that has thousands of videos and pictures. It was more then sufficient to run my test.
Now, all I needed was a control site. I chose
Karups PC. This is also another fucking huge amateur porn site that has been around for a really long time. And all the chicks are super fucking hot. Shit, I wouldn't mind sticking my dick into any of these babes. And I wouldn't care how I fucked them...they could even choose the holes I could have!!
So, the test began. I watched hours upon hours of slutty chicks fucking and sucking in every imaginable configuration. There were cocks, pussy and fluids plastered all over my monitor. But, my wife didn't pay a bit of attention. So, I decided to crank it up a notch!!
I turned the speakers on my computer up so she could hear all the action. And when that didn't work I turned them up a little louder. But, no matter what I did she didn't bat an eye. Sheesh, I thought, am I going to get stabbed today or what? Well, I knew what I had to do. I cranked it up one more notch and pulled out all the stops.
I called my wife over to the computer. By then I had hooked up a second monitor so I could watch videos off of
ATK Galleria on one, and
Karups PC on the other. When she got to my computer she was preoccupied folding laundry and asked me what I wanted. Now was my chance to get her to flip out and I was going for it full force.
I pointed to one of the girls on the screen, who was incidently fucking her brains out, and told my wife that I would really love to fuck this chick. My wife looked up from the shirt she was folding and took a good hard look at the screen. "This is it", I thought, "She's going to freak the fuck out!!".
Unfortunately, I didn't get stabbed. After she finished looking at the girl she said, "Go ahead, her tits are fake anyway. Oh, and honey zip your pants." And with that she marched out of the room.
Okay, so my experiment didn't go as planned. But, maybe your results will be better. Why not head on over to
ATK Galleria or
Karups PC and see if you can piss your wife off. Just remember, I'm not responsible for what happens.
You can read independent reviews of Karups PC or ATK Galleria herePosted by David
