11 Jan 2012
Public Porn for the Coffee Shop Voyeur
"Watch this voyeur video from home...please" - Photo Courtesy Of Alex Voyeur
Earlier this week I saw an interesting article about two people who got into a fight at a Starbucks because one person was viewing porn in plain view. Imagine getting a coffee and somebody is watching porn in public. Maybe something like Alex Voyeur.
Of course, I don't know if the person in question was watching Alex Voyeur, but I like to think that they were. After all, this site is a voyeur site and what would be better to watch in public than some really hot voyeur porn? I can't think of anything off of the top of my head, but I think that if the person was watching something like that it would be really fucking cool.
Well anyway, back to the story. Evidently this person was watching porn while they were enjoying their latte. Why not? You got the buzz from the coffee and free Wi-Fi so you might as well take advantage of it. At least that is what this person thought. At least one other person in the coffee shop didn't think it was such a good idea and a fight broke out. The price we pay for getting our kicks.
Okay, it wasn't a fight so much as a verbal confrontation. The two parties threatened each other and the police were eventually called. The guy who was watching porn was booked and charged with several different crimes. He was charged with disturbing the peace, making criminal threats, violation of parole and lewd public behavior.
Just goes to show you that there are just some things you shouldn't do in public. Like watching porn. But if you are going to watch it in public, then make sure that no one else can see it. That's some good advice for you. I think that this guy just took the concept of voyeur porn to a whole different level than it should have been.
What he should have done was enjoy a porn site like Alex Voyeur. That way he could have gotten his fill of voyeur porn without all of the messy legal complications. Not to mention that if you are going to be viewing porn you are probably going to want to have some privacy to do your business.
And that is why I am going to skip the coffee house today and enjoy Alex Voyeur from the privacy of my own home. Then I don't have to worry about offending other people, getting into an argument and then getting arrested. I can just curl up with some great voyeur porn and drink my coffee at home. Besides I can make coffee at home for like fifty cents a cup, so why should I spend five or six dollars on one? Remember folks, if you are going to enjoy your porn then you are going to have to use your head. While voyeur porn is fun to watch, don't watch it in public. Keep your ass at home and enjoy Alex Voyeur all by your lonesome.
Posted by David 08:29:00