30 Mar 2009
Fleshlight feels as good as any pussy !
Image courtesy of Fleshlight
Let's face the facts, everyone has at some point in their lives masturbated. Whether it's to get your nut off or just relieve some pressure after a hard day, we have all taken our members into our hands and given it a nice little shake. It's perfectly natural and mankind has been doing it even before we stood on two feet.
Now let me ask all of you a very simple question. Do you still use your hand to choke the chicken? Those of you who have said no can have a seat. For those of you who are developing carpal tunnel still using the "old fashioned" five fingered Rosey let me tell you that technology has improved my friends and there is a modern more effective tool for your extracurricular activities.
It's called a Fleshlight and it's not only the number one male sex toy on the planet but it's also a revolution in the way men pleasure themselves. I recently picked one up and it changed my life and I think it will do the same for you.
For those of you not familiar with the
Fleshlight, than let me give you a little background information. It's basically a flash light shaped device that has an inner sleeve that you insert into it. The outer case is how you hold the device and the sleeve is, well, what you fuck.
The outer cases come in a variety of colors, but the real genius of this product are the sleeves. The come in a variety of designs. There are sleeves designed to simulate a pussy, an asshole and a mouth. But, it doesn't end there. There are also additional sleeves which have their own unique properties and sport names such as Speed Bump, Wonder Wave, Super Ribbed and Vortex. They even have sleeves that are molded after porn stars pussies such as
Tera Patrick,
Sandee Westgate,
Kat Young and
Puma Swede.
But, how do they feel? I tried several of the sleeves during my week of testing and all I can say is that it not only does the job but it truly blows your fucking mind!! I don't know what the sleeves are made out of, but the Fleshlight comes closer to feeling like the real thing than any other product I have ever tried. Trust me, it's time to come out of the dark ages and buy yourself a gift that keeps on giving.
Posted by David 20:14:00
